Score: 2

"Ahh, PETA...."

submission: (Twisted) Cooking Mama

date: November 18, 2008

I saw the name Cooking Mama, not alone, but with the word "Twisted" in front of it. It sounded fun, so I played the game, taking no time to read any reviews or for that matter, the description of the game. I play it and I enjoy a happy turkey-hacking masterpiece of a game until I am caught by this strange interlude. "Thousands of yurkeys are killed in such a violent manner *blah* *blah* *blah*". "What the fuck?" I ask myself. "What the hell happened to the enjoyable violence?" Suddenly I am continuously disturbed by these "pro-turkey" messages and eventually find myself making a "tofu-turkey". This produces another big "What the fuck?!??" from me. I close the window, before I am made to withstand any more of this vegetarian horror.

The game was great, minus all the PETA bullshit. Which is why I am offering 2 stars in the first place. Peta isn't changing anything. People have been eating animals for thousands of years, and for some reason, PETA thinks it can change that. This Thanksgiving, I am going to thank God for the delicious turkey that I will devour. Now, according to the Newgrounds "code-of-honor", I am not supposed to insult the game or it's creators. But I will give some advice. Don't post any of this bullshit again.

Score: 9

"Relaxing, Yet Frustrating...."

submission: Magic Pen

date: April 12, 2008

Game overall was good. The concept of the pins and hinges confused me though.

Score: 10

"Funny as Hell...."

submission: The Lazer Collab

date: April 8, 2008

FEAR THE TACOS. But anyway, great flash, you guys.

Score: 9

"Cool...."

submission: Thanatopsis

date: April 8, 2008

Like the animation ( and the Pink Floyd). It's a nice break from all else that is Newgrounds. Good work.

Score: 10

"Dude!"

submission: Korobeinki

date: April 8, 2008

Awesome! 4 guys caught in a Tetris world. Simply awesome. Kinda predicted the way that the trapped guy would die, though. lol.

Score: 10

"I love it..."

submission: Avatar Boredom Dub 9

date: April 8, 2008

I hate this show already , so anything making it look even more fuck-tarded is great. Congratulations on this flash. It's hilarious.

Score: 9

"Weird..."

submission: DGM: Heaven

date: April 8, 2008

but funny. Duane was eaten by an elephant. Thats awesome.

Score: 10

"That was funny...."

submission: Barbie is a B*tch

date: April 8, 2008

Funyy song. funny animation, good movie overall. Kinda nice to see barbie get fucked up.

Score: 10

"Hilarious!!"

submission: Mastermind 3

date: April 7, 2008

It's amazing how destructive the word "balls" can be. Great flash!!!

Score: 10

"Dang...."

submission: NiN10Doh!

date: April 7, 2008

Ash sure did a number on Pikachu. Hilarious!!!