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I saw the name Cooking Mama, not alone, but with the word "Twisted" in front of it. It sounded fun, so I played the game, taking no time to read any reviews or for that matter, the description of the game. I play it and I enjoy a happy turkey-hacking masterpiece of a game until I am caught by this strange interlude. "Thousands of yurkeys are killed in such a violent manner *blah* *blah* *blah*". "What the fuck?" I ask myself. "What the hell happened to the enjoyable violence?" Suddenly I am continuously disturbed by these "pro-turkey" messages and eventually find myself making a "tofu-turkey". This produces another big "What the fuck?!??" from me. I close the window, before I am made to withstand any more of this vegetarian horror.

The game was great, minus all the PETA bullshit. Which is why I am offering 2 stars in the first place. Peta isn't changing anything. People have been eating animals for thousands of years, and for some reason, PETA thinks it can change that. This Thanksgiving, I am going to thank God for the delicious turkey that I will devour. Now, according to the Newgrounds "code-of-honor", I am not supposed to insult the game or it's creators. But I will give some advice. Don't post any of this bullshit again.